Things My Dog Has Taught Me
Lesson One: Stick Up For Yourself
If you come into the living room and find that the small, but potentially vicious dog that your mummy and daddy have invited to come and stay has decided to steal your bed...
...don't get mad, get even. Steal his bed!
Even if it is way too small for you.
Lesson Two: Never Give Up When Faced With A Challenge
When faced with what seems like an insurmountable challenge, such as trying to squeeze yourself into a bed that's clearly way too small for you, it's easy to become dispirited and give up. But if you try, and try, and squeeze and struggle, you might just overcome that challenge...
...and somehow cram yourself into that bed that's way too small for you.
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