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Ahhh, consistency. The soothing realization that some things will never change. The sun will always rise, birds will always sing, and gamers will always be overweight.

Apparently, there are some VERY hungry gamers out there, because I've gamed with everything from the moderately-hungry 250 pound beer-gutted dice-roller, to the Jabba-like lump of flab that weighs in at somewhere around 450 pounds.

I've played with 'em.

I've eaten with 'em.

But I've always been careful not to let a stray finger drift anywhere near their face, for fear that it might be mistaken for a pretzel or a twinkie.

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