ShaftMaster

A penis for every occasion MANUFACTURER'S BLURB Sure, there are other penile replacement systems. Any back street clinic can give you an eighteen inch bionic dick that will impress the guys and, quite frankly, scare the gals. But what's impressive in the bedroom can instead be an impediment on the streets. When you're running down the sidewalk with an angel-dust fuelled gang-banger in pursuit, do you really want eighteen inches of dong slapping your knees and tripping you up? This dilemma has forced street-professionals to decline penile enhancements and the benefits they offer. Until now. The ShaftMaster Penile Replacement System is the flexible penile solution for today's street-professional. Whether cop or crim, careful citizen or travelling merc, ShaftMaster will transform your life, safely, controllably. The ShaftMaster system replaces your genitals with a discrete threaded socket to which a variety of prosthetic penises can be attached. Patented NerveAttach technology ensures complete sensation and control of attached penises - it'll feel just like your own or your money back! ShaftMaster comes with a number of penis units: SportUtility: A small two-inch model (no erectile functionality) for when you simply want something utilitarian you can piss through. Perfect for sporting pastimes or any other activity where a larger penis would be an encumbrance. DongMaster: An eighteen inch monster which will have her screaming. MovieMaker: An eight-inch unit with a camera built into the tip. A radio link transmits the picture to an included screen unit giving you and your partner a close-up view of the "action". Can link to a cyber-eye if installed. Vibro: Ten inches of vibrating, pulsing, ribbed experience. She'll love it. But wait there's more! If you order your ShaftMaster now, it comes complete with a free aluminium attache case with sculpted foam storage for your ShaftMaster penile units. Additional penile units will be available later this year. (A note to you Gals out there... The makers of ShaftMaster have just announced MammaryMaster, a flexible breast replacement system. See next issue for more details). TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS Cyberpunk 2020 ShadowRun

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