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Spend five minutes wiping after taking a crap? Not me. I just "Shit 'N' Go"!

Shut 'N' Go replaces the bowels and sphincter with a cleaner, neater equivalent. Faeces entering the bowels have all liquids extracted and are then formed into rounded pellets encased in a PVC shell.

When desired, the user simply ejects the pellets out of the sphincter. The pellets are dry and odour free, enabling them to be collected and stored. This is obviously a great advantage to covert operatives who cannot leave any body waste behind.

If you care about your personal hygiene and cleanliness, Shit 'N' Go will set your mind at rest.

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Cyberpunk 2020

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