Fat Gregor's Guide To Chaos

Now you shouldn't confuse Chaos withs things that are merely confused and muddled. That's incompetence. Incompetence doesn't cause babies to be born with two heads, although my medical training taught me that it can cause the head that a baby does have to be a bit mis-shapen if you don't know what you're doing with the forceps.

But Chaos is bad.

Dodgy mutations... that's Chaos.

Dodgy astronomical happenings that turn everyone schitzo... that's Chaos.

Hoards of things that pour out of the Northlands and slaughter everyone... that's Chaos (although if they go through Kislev first that's fine by me).

Tenant farmers not paying their rent... that might not be Chaos, but it's seriously getting on my tits.

But Chaos is pretty dodgy shit, and if you have anything to do with it, you'll probably end up being burnt at the stake by Witchhunters.

Not that there's anything wrong with Witchhunters, you understand. Fine, upstanding people. Very frugal, not worried about worldly things like money. Not that they need to. I mean what Innkeeper's going to be stupid enough to charge Witchhunters food and board?

So that's Chaos. Hope this explained things.

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