Reality & Super Heroes, A Deadly Combination

I just can't figure this guy out. He's faster than sound...or maybe light... Well, let'd just say he's super-fast. Anyways, he must be running at something like 500 miles-per-hour, and he never hits a wall, or trips on a rock, or anything. Pretty amazing, huh? Well, amaze this... You know how sometimes as a kid, you rode your bike really fast down a stretch of empty road. And you pedalled as hard as you could and picked up speed and gasped for air. Well, then you know how bad that bug tasted when it flew into your mouth and rammed itself into the back of your throat. I'm just willing to be that 'ol Flashy boy could be taken out by one, good-sized fly. Yup, just put one of those beauties in his path and, at 500 miles per hour, it'd go right out the back of his neck. That'd teach him to run around all pompused-up in those red tights.

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